Light At the End of the Tunnel by djcprod
(via klost004)
i will let you down. i will make you hurt /// i love the way you love, but i hate the way i'm supposed to love you back /// i'm going to stop pretending that i didn't break your heart /// endings always come too fast, they come too fast, but they pass too slow /// riding through this world, all alone. god takes your soul, you're on your own /// what have i become, my sweetest friend? everyone i know goes away in the end. and you could have it all, my empire of dirt. i will let you down, i will make you hurt /// for you will still be here tomorrow, but your dreams may not /// a wiping it clean, a minute armageddon /// where has my light gone? where has my fight gone? what keeps us burning when the fire has long gone? /// with no direction home, like a complete unknown, like a rolling stone ///
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"You know the worst thing about niggas? Niggas always want credit for some shit they supposed to do. A nigga will brag about some shit a normal man just does. A nigga will say some shit like, “I take care of my kids.” You’re supposed to, you dumb motherfucker! What kind of ignorant shit is that? “I ain’t never been to jail!” What do you want, a cookie?! You’re not supposed to go to jail, you low-expectation-having motherfucker!"
Chris Rock (via racismisracism)
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NBC: Cancels 'Awake' one week, demotes/screws over Harmon the next (............fuck NBC) →
HEY, DID I MISS ANYTHING?
Kids:
A few hours ago, I landed in Los Angeles, turned on my phone, and confirmed what you already know. Sony Pictures Television is replacing me as showrunner on Community, with two seasoned fellows that I’m sure are quite nice - actually, I have it on good authority they’re quite nice, because they once created a show and cast my good friend Jeff Davis on it, so how bad can they be.
Why’d Sony want me gone? I can’t answer that because I’ve been in as much contact with them as you have. They literally haven’t called me since the season four pickup, so their reasons for replacing me are clearly none of my business. Community is their property, I only own ten percent of it, and I kind of don’t want to hear what their complaints are because I’m sure it would hurt my feelings even more now that I’d be listening for free.
I do want to correct a couple points of spin, now that I’m free to do so:
The important one is this quote from Bob Greenblatt in which he says he’s sure I’m going to be involved somehow, something like that. That’s a misquote. I think he meant to say he’s sure cookies are yummy, because he’s never called me once in the entire duration of his employment at NBC. He didn’t call me to say he was starting to work there, he didn’t call me to say I was no longer working there and he definitely didn’t call to ask if I was going to be involved. I’m not saying it’s wrong for him to have bigger fish to fry, I’m just saying, NBC is not a credible source of All News Dan Harmon.
You may have read that I am technically “signed on,” by default, to be an executive consulting something or other - which is a relatively standard protective clause for a creator in my position. Guys like me can’t actually just be shot and left in a ditch by Skynet, we’re still allowed to have a title on the things we create and “help out,” like, I guess sharpening pencils and stuff.
However, if I actually chose to go to the office, I wouldn’t have any power there. Nobody would have to do anything I said, ever. I would be “offering” thoughts on other people’s scripts, not allowed to rewrite them, not allowed to ask anyone else to rewrite them, not allowed to say whether a single joke was funny or go near the edit bay, etc. It’s….not really the way the previous episodes got done. I was what you might call a….hands on producer. Are my….periods giving this enough….pointedness? I’m not saying you can’t make a good version of Community without me, but I am definitely saying that you can’t make my version of it unless I have the option of saying “it has to be like this or I quit” roughly 8 times a day.
The same contract also gives me the same salary and title if I spend all day masturbating and playing Prototype 2. And before you ask yourself what you would do in my situation: buy Prototype 2. It’s fucking great.
Because Prototype 2 is great, and because nobody called me, and then started hiring people to run the show, I had my assistant start packing up my office days ago. I’m sorry. I’m not saying seasons 1, 2 and 3 were my definition of perfect television, I’m just saying that whatever they’re going to do for season 4, they’re aiming to do without my help. So do not believe anyone that tells you on Monday that I quit or diminished my role so I could spend more time with my loved ones, or that I negotiated and we couldn’t come to an agreement, etc. It couldn’t be less true because, just to make this clear, literally nobody called me. Also don’t believe anyone that says I have sex with animals. And if there’s a photo of me doing it with an animal - I’m not saying one exists, I’m just saying, if one surfaces - it’s a fake. Look at the shadow. Why would it be in front of the giraffe if the sun is behind the jeep?
Where was I? Oh yeah. I’m not running Community for season 4. They replaced me. Them’s the facts.
When I was a kid, sometimes I’d run home to Mommy with a bloody nose and say, “Mom, my friends beat me up,” and my Mom would say “well then they’re not worth having as friends, are they?” At the time, I figured she was just trying to put a postive spin on having birthed an unpopular pussy. But this is, after all, the same lady that bought me my first typewriter. Then later, a Commodore 64. And later, a 300 baud modem for it. Through which I met new friends that did like me much, much more.
I’m 39, now. The friends my Mom warned me about are bigger now, and older, bloodying my nose with old world numbers, and old world tactics, like, oh, I don’t know, sending out press releases to TV Guide at 7pm on a Friday.
But my Commodore 64 is mobile now, like yours, and the modems are invisible, and the internet is the air all around us. And the good friends, the real friends, are finding each other, and connecting with each other, and my Mom is turning out to be more right than ever.
Ah, shit, I still haven’t called my fucking Mom.
Mom, Happy Mother’s Day. I got fired.
Yes, Mom. AGAIN.
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I love my father and I love him well. I hope to see him some day soon.
(Source: dreamersmind)
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(Source: l-o-ki)
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Dead Man's Gun →
Your hands upon
A deadman’s gun and you’re
Looking down the sights
Your heart is worn,
And the seams are torn
And they’ve given you reason to fight
And you’re not gonna take what they’ve got to give
And you not gonna let them take your will to live
Because they’ve taken enough and you’ve given them all you can give
And luck won’t save them tonight
They’ve given you reason to fight
And all the storms you’ve been chasing
About to rain down tonight
And all the pain you’ve been facin’
About to comin’ to the light
Your hands upon
A deadman’s gun and you’re looking down the sights
Your heart is worn,
And the seams are torn
And they’ve given you reason to fight.
And you’re not gonna take what they’ve got to give
And you not gonna let them take your will to live
Because they’ve taken enough and you’ve given them all you can give
And luck won’t save them tonight
They’ve given you reason to fight
And all the storms you’ve been chasing
About to rain down tonight
And all the pain you’ve been facin’
About to comin’ to the light -
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It takes a real douchebag for…
Two and a Half Men AND Jersey Shore to be your favourite shows.
Inspired by a (douchebag) friend-of-a-friend on Facebook.
Theme: Linear by Peter Vidani
